Dwarves Clean-up Song
This is the Song that the Dwarves sang as they helped Bilbo clean-up at the Unexpected Party.
- Chip the glassed and crack the plates!
- Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
- That's what Bilbo Baggins hates --
- Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
- Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
- Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
- Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
- Splash the wine on every door!
- Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
- Pound them up with a thumping pole;
- And when you've finished, if any are whole;
- Send them down the hall to roll!
- That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
- So carefully! carefully with the plates!