"Greetings! I am Sauron, sent from Mordor to topple this website down with my absolute power! Let's see...where should I start...ah! The server! Of course! The server!"
I'm an avid reader of the Lord of the Rings, and I'm moving on to The Hobbit and The Silmarillion, and yes, I DO read the appendixes. When I first heard of WikiWikiWebs, I searched Google to the bones for a Tolkien Wiki, and there it was!
"I demand you send me a message about Istari, or Numenor, or about my precious Ring, or I'll burn Rohan and destroy Minas Tirith, using only my e-mail address!"
Welcome to these halls! I, the "she-Nazgul" of this place salute you! Long have I dwelt among the peoples of the TolkienWiki and lots I have seen, heard and learned... You can count on me .... but never to destroy! C'mon! We are not like old Melko! We're better and cleverer... Right? We'd better "rule" through more.... subtle methods!
- Hail, Master Sauron!
Your Ring, Master, you will not find here! What you will find is knowledge and this is a power much stronger than the one enclosed in the Precious One!If you decide to stay around, you'd better get to used to it! Be wise! --LhunRoss